raineblade: The truth behind Disney movies
Hey grant, what are you doing?
Oh, just being manly and building a fence.
whatta man, whatta man, whatta man, what a mighty good man.
WHAT A MIGHTY MIGHT GOOD MAN
Hey grant, what are you doing?
Oh, just being manly and building a fence.
New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven
Oh god, thank you for posting this. Everywhere I look I see Boomer-controlled books, magazines, and other media claiming “MILENNIALS ARE TEH WORSEST GENERATION EVAR” simply to reassure the delusional egos of aging yuppies in utter denial that they fucked everything up and the 30-and-unders are the ones that have to deal with the consequences.
I could go on, but once again, I can just bring up George Carlin:
“The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: “Gimme that! It’s mine!” These people were given everything, everything was handed to them, and they took it all, sold it all; sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, and they stayed loaded for twenty years and had a free ride. But now they’re staring down the barrel of middle-age burnout, and they don’t like it.
They don’t like it, so they’ve become self-righteous, and they wanna make things hard for young people. They tell em abstain from sex, say no to drugs. As for rock ‘n’ roll, they sold that for television commercials a long time ago so they can buy pasta machines and StairMasters and soybean futures.
You know something? They’re cold, bloodless people. It’s in their slogans, it’s in their rhetoric: “No pain, no gain,” “Just do it,” “Life is short, play hard,” “Shit happens, deal with it,” “Get a life.” These people went from “Do your own thing” to “Just say no!” They went from “Love is all you need” to “Whoever winds up with the most toys, wins”, and they went from cocaine to Rogaine.
And you know something? They’re still counting grams, only now it’s fat grams. And the worst of it is we have to watch the commercials on TV for Levi’s loose-fitting jeans and fat-ass Docker pants because these degenerate, yuppie, Boomer cocksuckers couldn’t keep their hands off the croissants and the Häägen-Dasz and their big fat asses have spread all over and they have to wear fat-ass Docker pants. Fuck these Boomers, fuck these yuppies… and fuck everyone, now that I think of it.”
Someone wanted this rebloggable and I didn’t see til just now. Sorry bout that, love.
Thank you so much for this. This post actually changed my view. Thank you!
I think this explains it in a way that might help a lot of people understand
This is amazing.
The thing that sucks the most is that we have to work toward true equality in chunks instead of all at once, but that’s the way it goes, I guess…..
(Source: snack-eater)
this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
I’m laughing like a total dork right now.
choking on my coffee because SCHMETTERLING hahaha xDD
I love my country Q^Q <3
Beautiful.
KRANKENWAGEN is the greatest word. Every German word having to do with hospital/sickness is the best. Hospital is “Krankenhaus” and nurse is “Krankenschwester.”
Okay I get where you’re coming from but listen to Christoph Waltz say “ukulele” in German.
I just wanted to point out that Krankenscwester means “Sick Sister.” Also, the word for butterfly, pronounced shmetterling, is kind of cute. So is the German word for snail, schnecke, or shneck-ah. How is that not goddamn adorable?
(Source: polynumerous)
My Disney obsession. ♥ Check out the amazing artist! She is really talented!!
http://amymebberson.tumblr.com/
This basically sums up everything Bill O’Reilly’s ever said.
Fox News in two .gifs
