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citrineghost:

raptorific:

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infinitebutthurt:

There is nothing funnier to me than the fact that DJ Khaled announced that he wouldn’t eat pussy then less than a week later did THIS at an owl performance

I want you to know that I was in the live audience for this and not only was it very obvious that nobody told him what he was performing at (which is why he kept saying shit like “WHEN I WAS ASKED TO PERFORM AT… THIS EVENT. I KNEW I HAD TO BE PART OF IT!”) but this man does not know how to work a crowd of people who are not already fans of his. It was absolutely dead silence from the crowd. At one point he yelled “WHEN I SAY DJ, YOU SAY KHALED! DJ!” and awaited a response that did not come from absolutely anyone, and then, by some desperate hope, once again yelled “DJ!” and someone yelled back “WHY DON’T YOU EAT PUSSY” and it was so quiet otherwise that it would’ve been impossible for him to not hear it. However uncomfortable the broadcast of this was, the live performance was a thousand times worse. If I were a famous musician and ever gotten an audience reception that bad, I would retire from the public eye completely and forever

@miah-but-horny

Sorry you somehow find it unbelievable that someone online went to a sporting event and heard someone yell something funny at the stage, but this one’s real. Here’s a photograph I took from the audience:

Here’s a photograph of me, in the audience, with a cosplayer working the event:

Here’s a timestamped screenshot of me describing this terrible performance to my girlfriend, live from the audience:

Here’s my ticket to the event with sensitive information about my friend who bought it redacted out:

So if you have some doubt that in a stadium full of 20,000 nerds, almost all of whom knew DJ Khaled ONLY from the Eating Pussy discourse that had literally just happened, one of them loudly referenced it during his performance, that’s a YOU problem.

Absolutely SLAMMED with those receipts